All Is Well……………

It is a very fine morning, I am fasting, breathing, haven’t committed suicide, shaved my head, or dyed my front hair in vibrant peacock colors, haven’t got another piercing or tattoo, I drove to work without urging any passerby to get involved in an illicit incestuous relationship with any lady of his family………

All is well………………and I am counting my good deeds today………….I am Positive, Productive……… (Pissed)……….

I am glad I haven’t sent any Obnoxious/Clingy/Shamelessly Flirtatious/Hilariously Funny texts or facebook massages to anyone for last 72 hours, I haven’t made an ass of myself by sending any pathetic e mails to any of the ex-holes, pleading for an answer for a very, very long time now, Haven’t had a public melt down and cried in front of the whole office for about a week…………Bravo, I deserve a pat on the shoulder.

I have enough material to post on my blog for a few days if I get a thought block, A couple weeks work wear is washed, ironed and hanged in my cupboard , I can comfortably survive a fortnight on my savings, I have a supply of clothes/shoes/bags/makeup/lingerie/jewelry to keep me very well kitted for a year or even more, from a working lunch to a night of passion, all is covered, meticulously. The UPS is working fine, the car doesn’t need an oil change, CNG and patrol tanks are full……………I don’t have to pay for a small not-so-fat un- conventional wedding for self or any of the siblings. My gadgets are reasonably functional, and I haven’t paid the fee for a horrendously expensive useless degree or applied for another Visa or became a stand-up comedian……or stripper…… Yet!

I am proud of myself for not swearing, screwing up, going on a loser date, watching or doing naughty stuff…….wink..wink,……. killing any one, causing any divorce or break up or getting onto some ones nerves for ages………. I am happy that I haven’t stalked anybody, or anybody’s friends profiles, googled the ex’s girlfriends, obsessively read the vonage/viber/whattsapp/text conversations with different people ( I already remember each and every word by heart now ) I have not made any babies on the baby making app …….. Neither have I written my name with anyone’s sir name after it times hundred……….. for ……………….. about ten days…….

I am wearing the Rougest, Rowdiest, Raciest, Raunchiest, Loudest Red Lipstick…………………